All righty, so one day there was a farmer by the name of Poncho (personal friend of mine actually). He grew the best potatoes in the world. One bite was like a bunch of unicorns dancing on your tongue. Anyways, there was a potato contest coming up. Whoever had the best tasting potato won a trip to Narnia and a tour of the school Hogwarts. Of course, like any normal person, Poncho wanted to win this contest. He would do anything for the grand prize. He spent day and night working on his potato garden. A lot of blood, sweat, and tears were put to hard work. Many weeks passed until he was finally feeling satisfied with his results. One day, Poncho decided to take a break. He was sitting around his garden drinking some redbull, when out no where came a fairy and poked him in his eye. By reaction, Poncho dropped his redbull and covered his eye in agony. The contents of the redbull can spilled all over his garden and seeped into the soil. The potatoes absorbed the redbull and WAH BAM! They grew wings. The potatoes uprooted themselves and flew away. Poncho was very sad. He worked so hard on them and the contest was next month! He could never grow another potato by that time that would be good enough to win the contest. Nevertheless, he still tried. By the time the contest came, Poncho had just one tiny potato. He entered the contest with it. The judges of the contest were coming closer to him. Poncho was nervous and disappointed that he was not able to show off his best work. A commotion started to occur. People were murmuring weird things and pointing at the sky. “Is that even possible?” “That can’t be happening right now!” “OMG! It’s a flying potato!” Poncho couldn’t believe his eyes. In the distant sky, Poncho’s old potato was flying towards him, bigger and better than ever. Turns out,. the potato flew to a magical place that enhances potato growth. Poncho was jumping for joy. The judges didn’t need to look at any more potatoes after that. It was clear that Poncho’s potato was the best. It freaking flew for crying out loud! In the end, Poncho won that trip to Narnia and tour of Hogwarts. He was even able to take a friend with him, and might I say, Narnia and Hogwarts are two fucking awesome places. 

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